Kitchen Cupboards

I have beliefs about kitchen cupboards. I stand by these beliefs. One of my tenets is that glasses should all be placed on the same shelf or shelves. All tea should be grouped together in the same cupboard. Dishes should be stacked with like dishes. Food items are not placed on top of the dishes from which we eat. And it is not necessary to save onion skins, nor every plastic lid in the known world.

I attacked my mother's kitchen cupboards today, which were apparently organized by infidels. My head is bloody but unbowed.